A whole new level of stupid

I would like to congratulate my mom and brother on reaching a whole new level of stupid. My brother has been sitting on this line for years now, so the real acknowledgment has to go to my mom. So congrats mom, while you ignorantly ignored me, you rushed into giving your credit card number to a spammer, missed out on the chance for a pair of free, real, pearl and silver earrings, and pissed me off. Good job. I would to thank my brother for helping her with this goal.

*bows and exits stage right